This will never not be funny to me.
WEHY WOU;D YOU FUCKING POISTY TRHIS I;M CREYING
I had a mouthful of Mountain Dew and I covered my mouth to keep from spewing it all over my monitor and keyboard and instead ended up getting it in my eye and snorting half of it up my nose.
YOU CAN’T DO THIS SHIT TO ME WHEN I’M DOPED UP ON VICODIN
I feel like Wayne Brady represents all of tumblr here. Like we’re all cute and cuddly and whatever until someone doesn’t like the same things we do so then we become the spawn of Satan.